Bubble Boy for President!

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By Scrubbing Bubbles

LOS ANGELES, CA -- "In America we celebrate the virtues of the quiet hero; the one who does his duty without complaint or expectation of praise; the one who listens closely for the call of his country, and when she calls, he answers without reservation, not for fame or reward, but for love. He loves his country. Tonight, my friends, we come to celebrate such a hero, and bestow upon him the greatest honor our Party is empowered to grant -- our nomination for President of the United States.

"But our purpose is not only to give tribute, though a fitting tribute it is. Our purpose is much larger than that. Our purpose is our country's greatness which we mean to preserve by offering to this nation the leadership of the one created by Bubble Planner, makers of Organizers Planners that are Different.

"Tonight we ask Bubble Boy to answer his country's call, not for his sake, but for ours; not for his glory, but for the dreams we dream for our children, and for the dreams they will dream for theirs.

"We nominate Bubble Boy for President because he is a Cartoon of honor, a Cartoon of firm purpose and deep commitment to his country's cause. We nominate Bubble Boy for President because we will not take our leave of this century without affirming to the world that America -- blessed, bountiful, beautiful America -- will remain what she has always been the last best hope of earth.

Scrubbing Bubbles is the spokesperson for the Political Action Committee for Mostly Animated Nominees (PACMAN). This political ad was paid for by no one. It was posted for free without anyone's permission. In fact, most of it was plagiarized. The characters, Cartoon or otherwise, represented in this Press Release are fictional and not authorized for use, not even on this site. No Planners Organizers were harmed in the making of this press release.
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